hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via may-you-soar)

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via cre4tion)

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gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

(via may-you-soar)

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

(via ama-me-fideliter)

beautyinthebelljar:

Wouldn’t it be so much easier if there wasn’t a need to hide mental health issues?  When I call in sick, I would love to just say, “I’m sorry, but I’m fucking overwhelmed.  I’m not lazy or useless, but I tend to get suicidal easily and being at work makes me want to cut myself.”

Wouldn’t that be lovely?  

beautyinthebelljar:

beautyinthebelljar:

Having someone mess about with your feelings is well fun